Everyone in Whitney is scratching their heads wondering what this wacky “bongo camp” is all about. We thought we might clear up a few things by running a few facts by you:

We have CATS

Remember Pogs? Yeah, you do. We’ve got those too.

This is our VHS collection. Wanna browse?

We can show you where all of the whistles are in Super Mario 3.

NO INTERNET. So you can’t cheat and go online and find where the whistles are in Super Mario 3. You pretty much need us.

We can play Superman’s Dead by Our Lady Peace on guitar. And we have as much passion as Raine Maida.

We will ACTUALLY be putting 99 bottles of beer on the wall in one of our upcoming cabins. And yes, we will also be naming that cabin THE LAKER.

You can canoe into Algonquin Park from our dock and it looks like this. REAL LIFE.

We cook pretty much everything over a fire.

Rainwater tastes so much better than any water you’ll get in the city.

We have the world’s only Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle & GI Joe gumball machine.

We let the grass grow. It’s prettier that way – and we can hike our trails through our homegrown meadow.

Music music everywhere.

We love people. We do what we love and we love what we do – no matter what anybody says or thinks.

THANK YOU to all the wonderful people who have visited us so far, it’s been a pleasure to host you all!!! We look forward to sharing many more amazing memories.